Some lady next to me at the airport was crying hysterically, she got up, came back with McDonald’s and she stopped crying the second she started eating

It’s only a matter of time until someone uses a drone to kidnap a child

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

god she has these gorgeous blue eyes you can get lost in forever. and that smile … that damned smile

I read this fanfic where this happened and now this is official and I AM NOT FUCKING OKAY

i have more followers than people at my school

this is so funny

I just heard my mom tell my brother, “when you die, you will go outside and garden until your father says you’re done” and it took me a second to realize that my brother was playing a videogame and this was not a theological discussion.