The Simpsons Forever

Hurricane Neddy [S8 E8] (dir. Bob Anderson)

Chalmers: Skinner!

Skinner: Superintendent Chalmers… you didn’t have to come all the way down here. Everything’s under control.  

Chalmers: Oh, I have had it! I have had it with this school, Skinner! The low test scores, class after class of ugly, ugly children!

Skinner: Oh, now I really think the children’s appearance–

Chalmers: Seymour, you are in very, very big trouble.  Why looking into this loveable mutt’s eyes just melts my heart. Seymour, all is forgiven.

Grounds Keeper Willier: Make way for Willie.! I said make way for Willie, ya bloated gasbag!

Chalmers: Seymour. Hmm? You’re fired!

Crowds: Gasps  

Skinner: I’m sorry. Did– Did you just call me a liar?

Chalmers: No. I said you were fired.

OK, if I stop here I still have some dignity.

[crazy laugh]