nadineballantyne

by floccinaucinihilipilificationa

#RohanPride

#WeAreGondor

that’s quitter’s talk

you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip

use whirlwind sprint

climb on the desk and double jump from there

hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing

Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.

Fuckin triangle jump

Wallrun and jump to it

There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there

There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!

you’re just not thinking with portals.

They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).

Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.

jump and then hit control

paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink

Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet

Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.

It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.

Wavedash off the ledge, jump and DI towards the chandelier, Z-Cancel the landing, then wavedash into shield onto the balcony.

No, there’s moveable crates on the other side of the room, just press and hold square to lock on to them and push them by the wall so you can jump up

You moved the block too early and now you gotta use the other save to finish the water temple

Modern gamer: Wait for the hotfix 

Open the console, sv_cheats 1, noclip

Unlock that sitting area with the special $15 Sitting Area DLC

just do the ORA ORA thing and punch it with your stand. that should work.

Switch to any character that can cross the Hanamura gap and use that ability

Do a rocket jump with two low level Badabooms

Press e to start building an ice wall, press e to rotate it, aim it at your feet and walk across

Equip a jetpack, jump and hold LB for a sec.

Level 62 required to access the area

i enjoy video games because they let me live out my wildest fantasies, like being assigned a task and then completing that task

no this is a sigil to summon a typographer