NaddaRanger

do kids these days still even liek mudkips

when all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. when all you have is a paintbrush, everything looks like a canvas. when all you have is a cock, everything looks like the exhaust pipe of a 2014 honda civic. so yes, to answer your question, i am stuck. please call the emergency services

hm apparently there's public sex discourse going on right now. i cannot imagine a less qualified group of people to talk about both being in public and having sex than tumblr.com users

surprised at how much people like this tbh - pleasantly surprised, of course!

unfortunately no eclipse photography can ever outdo the waffle house one from 2017

hitting reblog, head in hands, the sigh heard round the world

Why am I like this?

i think its so awesome that ocs exist. u can just make up some girl and put so many problems in her head

[image: item titled “juice that makes you explode”. details: “potion, very rare. upon consumption, whoever drinks the juice that makes you explode will automatically cast fireball at 9th level, centered on themself.”]

@qfy