Supreme Chip

trump’s 1 year anniversary of being president is starting off with the government shutting down that’s the perfect representation of how american politics has been going for the past year

This is actually the third government shut-down this year. The third. There was the first in January, an additional one in February, and now we’re rounding out the year with a third shut-down. There was only one during the entire eight years Obama was President. There have only been nine total shut-downs in the entire history of America. Trump is responsible for a third of all government shut-downs and this has all happened in one year and it is only his second year in office. Is that alarming? That should be really fucking alarming.

I need to join a quidditch team.

I HAVE FOUND MY CALLING

Mad Erik Vibes.

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Okay listen I don’t care if you liked Venom(2018) or not but it’s literally one of the most relatable movies ever???? Like that whole “jump” *takes the elevator instead* “pussy” thing???? Like what the fuck???? That’s one of the best things I’ve ever seen for impulsive thoughts and I’m living for it honestly. Pure genius. Critics are just bullies who don’t know how to have fun and get into the mindset of an audience 😤👊

buy and stream icarus falls and burn sony to the ground

we are boycotting amazon siri play despacito

apple’s not any better….gregorian monks start deepthroating

i meant to say throat singing but you know what that’ll work too

Not much has changed in the way people treat bisexuality smh

“are you bisexual” “yes” “i’m not sure i understand” “I’m bisexual” “what do you mean” “ThAT I AM BISEXUAL”

welp

SHE DID THAT !

IF YOURE NOT GOING THIS HARD FOR BLACK WOMEN YOU ARE NOT AN ALLY

Keep punching Nazis.

Turns out punching Nazis isn’t just moral, it’s shockingly affordable.

THE ARGUMENT OBAMA PICKED WAS WHETHER OR NOT MARRIAGE SHOULD EXIST