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Tom Holland on the future of Spider-Man.
are they just advertising asthma
Hi yes Iâll take two struggling lungs please. Oh, and can you add extra pain when a cold wind hits? Thanks!

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Lol
This is pretty funny lol
Un-make me.
This was undoubtedly the best one.

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sorry i was late i canât conceptualize time
i really like looking at google image searches for âfiremen rescuing catsâ or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THEREâS THIS ONE
âTHATâS RIGHT TWASÂ IÂ that set the house ablaze!!!â
ok this is âearring magic kenâ who was introduced in 1992 (and discontinued shortly thereafter)
basically mattel had done a survey and discovered that girls didnât think ken was âcoolâ enough
SO someone had the bright idea to research coolness by sending people to raves which, at the time, were mostly hosted & attended by gay men. so they went to these raves and took notes on what the fashions were and finally landed on this outfit, mesh shirt & allÂ
this doll became the best selling ken doll in history, mostly because gay men bought it in droves. (many of them said his necklace was supposed to be a cockring) but mattel and a number of parents werenât very amused and discontinued the dollÂ
OH MY GOD YOUâRE LEAVING OUT THE BEST PART
SO
MAGIC EARRING KEN. This bitch gay as HELL. supposedly the aforementioned rings on him are for âmagic earringsâ and clip on charms. These charms are advertised as totally COMPLETELY heterosexual, not gay at ALL, see thereâs a Barbie that also has Magic Earring Action with clip on charms! Ken wears them to match, because heâs STRAIGHT
Hereâs the issue: THERE IS NO MATCHING BARBIE. Magic Earring Ken is out here straight up wearing cock rings on his jacket with a thinly devised advertising ploy to make it SEEM not-gay. But itâs DEFINITELY GAY. (And if youâre thinking, why cock rings? Well way back in 1992 gay culture was HUGE on wearing cock rings, it was the in-style. Everyone who was gay wore one, even women; you sewed them to your leather jacket, and the placement indicated some of your sexual preference. In case you were wondering, Ken is a Bottom.)
AND IT GETS BETTER. Magic Earring Ken was on the shelves for six weeks before they pulled him. In that short amount of time? Magic Earring Ken became the BEST SELLING Barbie Doll Mattel has EVER SOLD. LET THAT SINK IN. SIX WEEKS. And now every time these wheezy old hetero windbag execs go to look at their sales board, theyâre forever haunted by Magic Earring Ken at the top of their charts.
Gay as hell, Cock Ring Bottom Ken, the Best Selling Mattel Doll. Pride.
please take the time out of your day to read about Magic Earring Kenâ˘
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fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:
so casual i love it
a sleepover with jc and the boys
Paul: Judas truth or dare??
Judas: dare
Paul: okay lmao I dare u to kiss JC
Jesus: ok your turn peter truth or dare
Peter: truth
Jesus: would you ever betray me peter
Peter:
Jesus:
(a few days later)
Peter: *betrays Jesus*
Jesus:
Jesus: *returns*
Peter: âJesus⌠youâre back ?â
Jesus:
this post gets more absurd every time it crosses my dash