I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT!!!!!!! ALWAYS!!!!!!!!

get yourself some mild cheddar from your fridgerator and put it in a bowl and smoke it and ask yourself why you did that

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

bloody t-shirt contest

swallowed by a whale and i accidentally crashed a huge krill breakcore party in her stomach and knocked over the speakers

some beetles cant fly but they dont mind. they are more armored than agile and in certain situations this is desirable

turns the page of my textbook. what eelse is there to learn

the common ancestor of all current day beetles was a sect of philosphers in ancient greece that took to creeping secretly within the earth as an ideal lifestyle

small talk? it was quite big to me. i love you

i know a lot of people mock when certain songs are overused on character playlists but I will never judge someone for putting bubblegum bitch on one. If you decided that your little tv guy is miss sugar pink liquor liquor lips who am I to say he’s not