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i like it when somebody records themselves smoking a bong and they do that thing where they look up at the camera real quick while theyr suckin on it and it looks at lot like theyr suckiin on it

i think that like. you know how there’s that gene that makes cilantro taste like soap? i think there’s a rare gene that makes dasani water taste good to you

zz top music videos are a lot like elden ring in that there is much lore implied by what can be witnessed in the world (mystical red hot rod), and by what powers the zz top boys regularly portray i.e. their ability to summon hot women to fix someone’s day, or teleportation.

*walks into the bathroom while you're dumping it up and slaps you REAL hard on the back, one of my many extravagant and heavy rings hitting one of your vertebrae causing so much pain it gives you fibromyalgia* haha shittinjg hard or harfdly shitting

you don't see a lot of violent xenomorph gay rape porn anymore, we move further and further away from god's light every day

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