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pikachu is drowning

This ain't about him

hello lgbtq I have baby carrots I am willing to feed to you

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i love gaboon vipers why do they move like that

this animal is so travel

generalized anxiety disorder is kind of a funny diagnosis...like this bitch is scared just in general

gay rights!

All food service workers should 100% be entitled to free ass meals on the job. Not discounted, not half off. Free.

This should not be controversial.

My favorite gag is mixing up the distinction between oft confused terms. Like, oh no, it's quite simple: stalactites have hit the earth's surface but stalagmites are found in space. Meteorites can be distinguished by their round snouts and asteroids by their sharper snouts. Oh, and remember: crocodiles hang from the ceiling. It's alligators that point up from the ground.

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