~~MyTwIsTeDniGhTmArE~~

appearing in front of you as a ghostly apparition: take your headphones. you will need your headphones

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

Become ungovernable.

direct action

just blocked someone for not liking purple. do not fuck with me

technically this would fall under 595 (arthropods in general), but you could make a case for an in-universe classification under 638 ("domesticated" bugs; honeybees, silkworms, etc) because pets are classified separately from their wild counterparts (636 for animal husbrandry)

On the one hand it's absolutely not possible to reliably tell if an image is AI generated and you should not just trust your instincts. On the other hand sometimes you look at something for 0.1 seconds and go that's AI lmao

TOIX WOIX

ghosts who are trying to warn you. ghosts who are a cautionary tale. ghosts who see you walking into the maw that chewed them to bits, and try to divert you, try to make you understand. ghosts who are trying to tell you something, who are begging you not to end up like them, an unliving prophecy begging not to be self-fulfilled

*sighs* ok fine i hear u tumblr. ghosts who want to seduce you sexually

🎵 Nut busters! 🚫

the way i pander to my fucking audience

gaud, i would like you to know that migrating from pinterest to here and seeing you active is like reading an ancient scroll about a terrible horror and then seeing said terrible horror at the coffeeshop next morning

it is so so SO important that you envision the Terrible Horror at the coffee shop thusly: bleary-eyed, hoodie & headphones, avoiding eye contact, huddled over a laptop in the corner hissing in fear at approaching baristas

essential you understand the hoodie is holding my goo together like curds in a cheesecloth

A reminder that we still dont support Age Verification bullshit.

Paywall removed here

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

A common theme in science fiction is that if you're in space, don't trust a corporation. And Earth is in space

if i had three wishes they would all be to make web 2.0 utterly illegal and go back to normal html

how do we explain to children that all our tech briefly worked perfectly and over time we threw it all away for sleek menus and corporate opacity

"we could give you a link to this mp3 OR we could run it in a proprietary player app that must connect to the internet every time you hit the resume button"

when i upgraded from a flip phone to an iphone and realized i could no longer record and set a custom ringtone because apple wanted me to buy radio pop ringtones, i realized, oh cool new tech isnt made for us it's made to exploit us and we are going to let it happen