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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.

Carl Linnaeus invented the binomial nomenclature system of modern taxonomy with the publication of Systema Naturae in 1735. This has made a lot of biologists very angry, and it is widely regarded as a bad move. As such, to eternally dunk on Linneaus and the curse he brought on us, we put an "L." after the name of every species he described, so he can take it.

Israel drops more bombs within the last few years than were dropped during the entirety of ww2 and its significantly impacted the entire planet, warming more of the atmosphere and hastening this process for what little there was achieved during the 2020 quarantine when emissions sank. One of the worlds largest polluters is the united states military, with emissions and waste rivaling the entire output of industrializing countries.

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god