stay silly 👍

going to the corner store to get more corners

Dump your boyfriend and master the art of sudoku instead

people are witnessing the naked face of the great beast Leviathan lately and they're just not loving the horrific visage

hate it when i’ve almost 100%-ed my water and the waitress comes over to reset my progress

Gay broke sober king 🤴

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”