angel on a satellite

re my "read books that make you feel stupid" post: reading books you don't fully understand is probably the safest way to push yourself outside your comfort zone. you don't have to embarrass yourself in front of anyone. you can do it from your cozy bed. you can easily get help from book clubs or literary analysis online. you can go as slowly as you want. there's literally no risk.

There has been an outbreak of kindness spreading in the US. It spreads through unwashed smiles and causes explosive happiness. What i wish the news said right now

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

god the horrible urge to vague post is eating me alive but i must

someone wronged me once

Shane Hollander

The fictional character Shane Hollander from the hit tv show Heated Rivalry

“word hashtag my word #myword” has done irreversible damage to my vocabulary

of all the stupid things i’ve posted on the internet it’s very baffling and awesome that #mytwig had such a lasting impact. anyway long live #mytwig

Soccer players are the horses of men’s sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

World Heritage Post

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

A CENTURY AGO