angel on a satellite

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

I love it when people describe something that's too big as "fuck off". like this thing is so large. leave.

anyone else feel like a very maladjusted young alien girl child wearing the skin of a grown woman

all these excellent books come from some random penguins house?

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

they should make a substance to abuse that has no consequences

The last of the classically trained tumblrinas

can i speak my truth. i think shane used 3 in 1 shampoo until he was like 24

Baby Shane playing imaginary hockey and then pausing to give imaginary press interviews where he just says things like "gotta put pucks in the net" in his tiny little 7 year old voice.