Silly art blog

Hc Chive has like a 40 year old tortoise named Cherry bc he thought it was a girl bc that’s what the guy at the shop said but then Glam saw it and was like “no, Chive, Cherry is a boy, his shell is concave and see his tail?”

I believe he also now has a library card.

We know so little about shen yuans first life every little bit of information we get, I treat so carefully. The book will be like "his online undername was peerlesscucumber" and I'll go "okay so he canonically knows about the existence of vegetables"

Me at the conspiracy wall: It's a dick joke but he seems embarrassed about it. Is this a case of Baby's First Username? Did he make it when he was like 13 and now feels stuck with it? How long has he been on the Internet? Does he know any creepy pastas? Was it a gaming handle? Does he game? He never really mentions it...Does he even like cucumbers??