Bible of Dreams

(+ these hilarious comments)

Bonus:

Neville Longbottom met his future wife at The Wizarding World of Harry Potter. Actor Matthew Lewis bumped into event planner Angela Jones at Universal Studios during a Harry Potter celebration in January of 2016, they hit it off right away, and he proposed to her in front of the Eiffel Tower almost a year later. Source Source 2

someone finding a dragon egg and livetweeting the process of trying to hatch it (with no prior knowledge on how a dragon egg should be hatched)

a guy selling an enchanted sword on craigslist

a tattoo artist who does spell runes but for really mundane stuff like conjuring a bound demonic pen or for summoning your keys

summoning a demon for the vine

selfies with mermaids

“I swear to God I just heard it purring. It sounded like a cat.”

“The sword is about 500 yrs old. Used to kill this one fire demon, can’t spell it but he killed a bunch of people. Enchanted by the twelve mages of Cresterfell or something like that and turned invincible by the demon’s blood. Really good for scaring the neighbors.”

“…This is like the seventh set of runes I’ve had to do for you. Are you really that forgetful?” “Yes and I lose alot of stuff. Now this time, I need it for my wallet.”

“This is gonna be so coo-OH FUCK WE FUCKED UP SHIT SHIT SHIT.” “FOR THE VINE!”

“Make sure my scales look good!” “Hold on, I want to brush my hair first, kind of knotted from…Well, you know.” “Are my fangs clean? I think there might still be a little fish in them.” “Guys you’re fine! Can we just take the damn selfie?!”