Loving The Journey

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

not my circus not my monkeys but the clowns....the clowns are beckoning to me

"what dark magic is this." Said the old man to the teenage mage holding a black fireball "oh this it's just the basic fireball spell with a color changing illusion spell over it." Said the teenager "but why just why." Said the old man "mostly aesthetic reasons I can make it really any color."

a supervillan who buys loyal henchmen just by paying off their student debt and giving them a good salary, useless botany degree? Now you’re cultivating plants for bioweapons

You are a retired supervillain. Your old nemesis approaches you looking worn and haggard. He begs you to come out of retirement saying that the new generation of heroes is beyond cruel and out of control. "You realize what you are asking for, what my power can do?" You say. He only nods.

As a farmer you have to deal with critters trying to grab your produce. When you catch a Possum taking one of your tomatoes you jokingly say “I hope you were planning on paying for that.” Not only does the possum pay for the tomato, but now creatures of all kinds show up to buy from your farm.

Book so good you're pacing in circles trying to break it down outloud

You ever read a book that makes you think so hard you start cleaning in dead silence?