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im inviting you to my birthday dinner to talk about sucking dick and cock

i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.

you always on that damn 'Untitled Document'!

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

to be fair this is the only thing protecting us from Do You Love The Colour Of The Poll

White Bitch (affectionate)

testosterone nicotine and adderall are beautiful names for triplets

“manhole cover” umm I think it’s just called underwear lol

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