wherever you are, whatever happens, i'm going to find you.

I’m finally home for my (month-long) winter break!

Granted, I still have one more final to finish up (a paper that’s due on Friday) but I hope to be here a lot more from now on in between holiday preparations and stuff like that. Over the next little bit, I really want to tackle the muse page (at least all the muses are, well, organized now, so I might start actually trying to input them into the code), put out a permanent starter call and a permanent ship call, make up a nice pretty promo for myself (y’know after all these years I haven’t ever actually done one for the hub?), and put out a new inbox call (because the old one got unexpectedly popular and I got overwhelmed with irl stuff, sorry about that), as well as keep on working on the sideblogs, drafts, inbox stuff, and replying to messages both here and D.is.co.rd.

“You’re a hell of a lot stronger than you think.”

“I know you can handle it, but please be careful.”

“It’s gonna be okay. I promise.”

“You can cry. I won’t look.”

“Come here. It’s okay to cry. Just let it out.”

“Come on, sit down. Tell me what’s wrong. We’ll figure it out.”

“Don’t worry. It’s gonna be over soon, and we’ll go home.”

“You’re gonna do awesome. You’ve got this.”

“You’re doing great. Keep going.”

“Relax. You’re doing really well. You’re almost done.”

“I know you get this a lot, but you really are beautiful.”

“That— looks really amazing on you.”

“Wait, you made this? These are great.”

“Go on. I’ll be right behind you.”

“Lead the way. I’ve got your back, no matter what.”

“Are you kidding? You’re doing way better than you were!”

“I’m impressed. And that’s not easy to do.”

“I know you can be really hard on yourself— but I believe in you.”

“Stop fretting. You’ve been working your ass off. You’re gonna knock this outta the park.”

“How about this? When you succeed— which I know you will, I’ll take you out for dinner to celebrate.”

“Don’t worry. They’re gonna love you. You’ll see.”

“Just be patient. It’s all gonna work out. I promise.”

“First off, nothing is on fire. Yet.”

“Put it back, put it back, PUT IT BACK!”

“Nope! Nope nope nope.”

“This is not as bad as it looks, but it’s as horrible as it sounds.”

“Get me down! Please!”

“In the time it will take to explain this, the situation will get twice as bad.”

“Did you forget the… oh no. Oh no…”

“How are you so calm?!”

“No! You lead off with everything is fine, and then tell me the bad news!”

“Don’t. Panic.”

“Just don’t move, and don’t scream, but there’s a… thing on you.”

“I followed the sounds of increasingly loud screaming, what’s happening?”

“Don’t. Just don’t. I know what you’re gonna say!”

“Help. Help, help help help.“

“The problem is right THERE. Can we get along for five minutes please!?”

“Are you help? Please tell me you’re help.”

“How did I let this get so bad? I’m so dead!”

“There is no calm! Don’t tell me to be calm!”

“Everything is fine, it’s fine- nope I retract that statement.”

“I left for exactly two minutes and this escalated how!?”

“Help first, shame lecture later.”

“There was a gross misunderstanding when I said “I got this”, just so you’re aware.”

“Are you the void? Because I need to scream.”

“OW! No, stop, don’t do that!”

For your meme needs. Feel free to change pronouns or wording to how you see fit.

“They can’t stop all of us.”

“If we Naruto run we can run faster than their bullets.”

“We gonna see dem aliens.”

“You, me, September 20. At Area 51.”

“Did you really just ask me out on a date to Area 51?”

“I want an alien friend, ya know?”

“You know this raid is a joke right?”

“Please don’t go they absolutely can stop you all.”

“No, we are not ordering tickets to Nevada so you can go to Area 51.”

“I hate to break it to you, but I doubt there will be any aliens.”

“We might find some cool alien gadgets or something!”

“Please don’t tell me you’re taking this seriously.”

“Honey, why is the FBI at our door?”

“They’re actually doing it.. they’re trying to get in.”

“Um my family is in there, we’re going visit!”

“Quit calling yourself an alien.”

“When I said you were out of this world I didn’t mean that I was calling you an alien.”

“Have fun dying.”

“Have fun getting shot, dumbasses.”

“You guys stop, someone isactually gonna do it.”

“Hey, what if we had our first kiss at Area 51- like one of those crazy battle scenes and there’s a kiss.”

“RELEASE THE KARENS!”

“Did Karen just ask one of the guards to speak to the manager?”

“I’m not dying over a meme.”

“You are so stupid sometimes, do you know that.”

“You act if raiding Area 51 is hard!”

“Raiding Area 51? Been there, done that.”

“Um, what the fuck.”

“How did you…”

“Dude! They moved all the aliens to Area 52 by now!”

“Did you actually manage to get an alien? And live? Where the hell have you been?”

“Just because a meme says you should do it, doesn’t mean you should.”

“Meet my new friend!”

“No of course I didn’t go to Area 51, I’m not stupid! The alien crashed their UFO in the backyard, see?”