#armourose

son you are grounded for till college

 “ ⁠— ah! wait! ” trained instincts prompt action before her thoughts can fully gather : hand is gentle as it reaches out to grasp at the other’s arm, keeping them from walking into the street. a taxi car WHIZZES by not even a second later ( completely ignoring that RED light ahead of them, not that you could expect anything better from gotham. ) it’s only after it rounds the next corner that tiffany notices the personal bubble her gesture just popped. how RUDE! hand retracts to her side, apologetic smile flashing. “ sorry! i just —  i saw the car comin’ and i was worried you didn’t.”

i’m sorry for everything i’ve ever put you through, just know that i love you so much.. i changed for the better because of you, and i know that’s true. thank you, astro. 

ARE YOU IMPLYING I’M ALLERGIC TO WATER OR SOMETHING

FUCKIN MAKE ME ASTRO

“Just... seeing..” she paused, gesturing to her form with a look of distaste. “Me, I suppose.”

I like you // I love you // You’re one of my best friends // You’re like family // You are family // I dislike you // I hate you // I’d kill you if I got the chance // I want you to like me // I’m scared of you // I would adopt you // I’d date you // I’d sleep with you // I’d marry you // I’m worried about you // You confuse me // You’re annoying // I pity you // I respect you // I trust you // I feel protective of you // I’d invite you with me to parties // I’d lend you my money // I’d borrow your money // You’re good-looking // I’m suspicious of you // I’m hiding something from you // You’re fun // You’re boring // I’m upset with you // You’re nice // You’re mean // I’m envious of you // You’re smart // You’re stupid // I look up to you // I think you’re a better person than me // I think I’m a better person than you // I want to apologize to you // I wish I’d never met you // I never want to forget you // I want to get to know you better

UNFORTUNATELY, YES, I AM CLOWNING. but so are you now.