Just, ride.

Me

i’m both of them

yet another unrealistic expectation for women.

I’m such a tease. I’ll tell you how bad I want to fuck you and then probably fall asleep.

holding hands? tender kisses? lingering glances? gimme

Marry someone who laughs with you when the joke died like 20 min ago.

do rude people know they’re rude

Nah they think they’re “real”

go on anon and tell me at least 3 facts you’ve learned about me since following me

time to relax and have some me time! *spends five hours clenching my jaw, chewing my lip, sweating, and shivering slightly while laying in bed compulsively refreshing websites* 

wish i would get thirstfollowed. but y’all only follow me cuz i’m funny and brilliant or whatever