A stage managers art

are …are the m&ms..no they couldnt be

“What would your ancestors think” I dunno, are we talking about the one who got into a feud with an alleged witch over a matter of one dollar, the one who (non-lethally) stabbed so many people his nickname literally translates as “the Knife”, the one who managed to get himself legally convicted of vampirism, or the one who spontaneously combusted? Like, my family tree is not exactly the first place I’d look for normative moral guidance, is what I mean to say.

just made the best non-looping gif i think

everyone needs to slowwww down and look at a fucking tree

-jrr tolkien

Take me down to Paradise City, where the grass is green and the girls be pretty, didn’t make sense not to live for fun, your brain gets smart but your ass gets dumb ooO I’ve! Become so numb! I can feel you there!

You’ve exactly captured the way my brain processes songs.

bro do not make me think about two-headed calf by laura gilpin while i’m trying to pick up smoking hot babes 

the beastie boys were right. it WOULD be nice

No offense but *coughs into a white cloth, then dramatically unfolds it to reveal that it is spotted with blood, foreshadowing my tragic death by tuberculosis at the ending of the film*