sweet

Y'all self conches about titty veins? Lol

We’re self conscious about everything

I’ll suck a blood clot out that MF like I’m Los Feratu

Telling men Malcom in the Middle was Bryan Cranston's best show is like waving a red flag at a bull

what other show was Bryan Cranston in

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers

Me, on my deathbed: wtf….Why did they cancel Victorious

This has been getting a lot of notes but if you can reblog the version with the link to donate that would be appreciated!

holding hands with someone is actually the most outrageous form of casual intimacy!!! it makes me fucking crazy!!!! like you’re just walking together and you hold onto eachother just because you like being close?? the tenderness!!!!! the romance!!!!! i’m losing my mind

mater has given dobby a gun

I FUCKING SPELLED MASTER WRONG

Garlic is to food what bass guitar is to music

not to be dramatic but life is feeling a lot like that time Edward broke up with Bella in twilight and Stephenie made all the chapters during the break up empty pages with just “September.” “October.” “November.” written at the top

not to be dramatic but life is feeling a lot like that time Edward broke up with Bella in twilight and Stephenie made all the chapters during the break up empty pages with just “September.” “October.” “November.” written at the top