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My too full bookshelf: am I a joke to you?

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“We accept the reality of the world with which we are presented”

The Truman Show (1998)

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onenicebugperday

How would a millipede wear pants? I’d love to see some artistic interpretations

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Meet melvin:

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The suspenderssssssssssss

another possibility?

YES

how about this? :P

ALSO YES. These are all correct ways for millipedes to wear pants.

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consider: they just don’t make pants small enough :(

onenicebugperday

Oh very sad :(

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I have one

Her name is Patricia and she’s got some cool shoes

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Patricia!! This is incredible, she reminds me of my pede, Ivy.

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for your consideration

onenicebugperday

This is really good now we’re thinking outside the box

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i fucking hate when people on this site post words and phrases from my thoughts just to flex that they’re reading my mind

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“Cock Penis”

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fucking stop.

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i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

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is it just me or does anyone else also hoard clothes, bags, shoes and make up (like lipsticks and eyeshadow palettes) but only ends up using the same 3 things???

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……i feel called out

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THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, I’M ENDED

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Incredibles 2 (2018) dir. Brad Bird

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Incredibles 2 did not have to go this hard but it did

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They really just went and DID THAT

(gifs from @baawri)

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hey you know how wearing clothes that show a lot of skin, particularly showing too much of your chest or midriff or ass, generally get someone labelled a “slut”

well by that metric, why are plumbers not notorious for being one of THE sluttiest professions

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hello???

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the Plumber Fandom is LOGGED TF IN

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and the Iraqi people welcomed the Americans with flowers. I wanted to set a historical event to teach Bush a lesson from the Iraqis, telling him you lied, we did not welcome you with flowers, and instead we are saying goodbye with our shoes.”

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Muntaza Al Zaidi, the Iraqi reporter who became known as the guy who threw a shoe at Bush and later ended up in jail for three years because of it.

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