canada is real

[puts several things in my coat pockets] inventory

if u die in pokemon go u die in real life

Ah you’re watching sailor moon? I love that anime. The way they just [clenches fist] sail all those fricking moons

my dash is like. coronavirus. animal crossing. someone having a mental breakdown. half ironic gifsets of twilight

shouts out to my fellow nonsense ladies rambling aimlessly about who knows what

what’s cool about tumblr is that the desktop and mobile versions are both fucked up but in completely different ways

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

oh, to be the owner of a small bookshop on a cobblestone street with roses climbing the front of the building, where books are stacked about in piles and there’s always coffee brewing and a sleepy shop dog lifts his head at the sound of the door’s bell and thumps his tail against the hardwood