BEES ARE HERE

I didn’t think the picture could do him justice after that description but it absolutely does and I for one am delighted

I only saw the second part of this post until now. the context is even better than I could have imagined

That last pic… the love in his eyes

Holy shit

This is definitely blasphemy. *reblogs*

Don’t worry, he can resurrect the dead too. Probably should have led with that one.

holy fuck last supper just gained a new dimension

#this story is actually sad like#he said he didn’t go anywhere when he died#but his dad wrote the book and put the kid’s name on it cause the dad knew it’d sell a shit ton of books#”no shhh you went to heaven shhhh”#despite both the boy and his mother saying they DID NOT want the book published#it was published#and the boy saw NONE of the profit#it went straight to the dad#so the parents got divorced and he lives with his mom now#and despite asking and demanding and explaining multiple times that they didn’t want this book out there#and please take it off the market#it never stopped#so what did they do?#they did the only thing they thought would work#they said he went to hell instead so that the christians wouldn’t buy it so the monsters wouldn’t keep selling it#and it worked#it fucking#worked#they’re pulling the book from shelves#I know this post was meant to be funny but damn#knowing the whole story kinda#feels more important to me (tags: abananapepper)

Can I have a link to the article?