damn it jim!

I swear to God, man, it’s just some little lizard, okay?

“Better than that. I’ve got them on me.” 

“Didn’t you read the hashtag? BLACK. LIVES. MATTER.” (Switched at Birth S5E5)

“I’ll tell you it’s hot with all this stuff on. I better not do any, I don’t know, lunges.” (Friends S3:E2)

“Oh, no, no, no, no!” “Sure, it looks stupid now, there’s no music playing.” (Friends S3:E12)

“Let’s give them something else to remember you by.” “Yeah, like what?” “Like being the first person on the ground in a hundred years.” 

“You just kiss her!” (S1E1)

“Nah, man. I just heard and....” “Yeah, well get out of my face.”

“I said I was sorry.” “And I said it was okay.” 

“Sam, you’re the driver so stay in the car. Rory, you’re lookout. You’re [Artie] going to be the bait. So when Puck comes in the gate you just roll your wheelchair into the pool, and all of a sudden we...”