i made a “how likely am i to fight you in a denny’s parking lot at three in the morning?”quiz! link in the reblog

how likely am i to fight you in a denny’s parking lot at three in the morning?

have a procrastination uquiz. which of my favourite paintings are you?

wheels up in 3 2 1

They’ll be complaining about the “refugee problem” in no time. But they can generate 700 MILLION euros in a day.

I don’t know how people aren’t more appalled by this. This is literal proof that the rich could solve the majority of the world’s problems if they WANTED. I guess some old ass church built by the world’s largest pedophile ring is more important than human lives. Not to mention that indigenous people around the world have had to stand by and watch their own sacred places destroyed ON PURPOSE and nobody bats a fucking eye. Don’t get me started on the water crisis in Flint. Yeah, Flint still DOESNT HAVE WATER but sure, Apple is going to donate fucking money for a church that’s burned multiple times. Like, I get it, it’s a religious and cultural symbol. But so is Al-Aqsa masjid (third holiest masjids in Islam) and the three black churches in Louisiana. Where is the out pour those churches? Where is the “omg this is the worst thing ever. Our history as humanity is threatened” when the 45th signed off on selling protected land? Where was fucking Apple to help then?! 

It’s at 1 billion now in just under 2 days and this is really how I’m feeling right now. I get the religious significance of this place but this much money flooding to it in this short amount of time really proves billionaires have the most fucked up priorities.

if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!

if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post

if you call women “females” i automatically do not trust or like you

you really wont like the military then buddy

jokes on you, i already hate the military

IM A HUFFLEPUFF AYYEE

whats that one fetish called where you and your partner mutually respect and care about each other very much

love

kinky! i like it

i can’t wait to go to the theater and pay nine of my gay dollars to see simon vs on the big screen

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS

If ‘normal’ restaurants have vegetarian options, why don’t vegetarian restraints have meat options?

Restraints?