I've never had an original thought in my life

Birds are basically the dinosaurs that managed to “nooo you wouldn’t hurt a cute little baby guy on his birthday” their way out of a mass extinction

Daily affirmation: time to be a fag & a freak

my body is a machine that turns normal situations into psychological horror

drugs. alcohol. smoking. they gotta make a secret fourth thing i can do every day with no consequences

the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed

it used to be 2007 you know

All the adults should put in the tags how old they were in 2007

So cool!

sorry for the nervous breakdown everyone im actuallt fine because i have to be

I had a dream that unless the teacher told us class was over, we were forbidden from going out the door. Our teacher was very forgetful, and maybe even malicious. After being forced to stay past sunset many days, my class decided we were going to break out every night. Eventually our attempts led us to discovering rifts in space-time where we could warp. So we never used the door. Checkmate.

the window

what? you going to critique my dreams? my subconscious creations, that I did by accident, while asleep? the chemicals in my brain? are you going to use your foul eyes and dissect all of the plotholes in my dreams? you going to critique the weather? harass the clouds? make fun of thunder for being off key? remind me to come to your house and shred your shoes

That response is fucking Shakespearean.

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sometimes water tastes so good and you drink it in such a ferociously passionate way that you frighten yourself

“what are you doing tonight” Girl im reading posts..