my shoulder angel & devil are too busy flirting to actually give me any advice and thats why my life is in shambles
My shoulder angel and devil are kissing on the mouth
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my shoulder angel & devil are too busy flirting to actually give me any advice and thats why my life is in shambles
My shoulder angel and devil are kissing on the mouth

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âi donât care,â i say, caringly, as i care deeply
hi what the actual FUCK does THIS ONE MEAN
Bautista said âsay it with your chestâ
For those who may not know, Dave Bautista is the (former) WWE wrestler Batista
He also plays this gay-ass autistic alien:
He also posted this delightful tweet in response to some homophobic Catholic bullshit:
And heâs been very openly anti-Trump:
https://popculture.com/celebrity/news/dave-bautista-controversial-donald-trump-tweet-divides-fans-wwe-marvel-guardians-star/
Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
This dude took one look at homophobia, bigotry, and toxic masculinity and said âfuck thatâ and then crushed them all with his enormous biceps and I think that was very excellent of him.
He looks like he gives great hugs
âThe perfect physical equivalent of âyikesâ doesnât existsââ
Sooo does anyone play or at least know the game Mass Effect ? If yes, who is your favorite character or lover ?
Mine is Liara
It's a game where you have to save the galaxy and you can choose the sex and appearance at the beginning... And there is, of course, lesbian relationship, as well as gay one... Good game with lots of side content too i think.
... LIARA BABY
BLUE SPACE WIFE
I've played all three parts - and despite thinking Morinth is one of the hottest characters, I think my favorites are Liara and Aria.
It's one of my favorite games ever. And one of the only ones I cried at.
- Mod JD
Tali though? Am I the only one?

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the moon is a lesbian and she hates terfs
the moon told me personally that she thinks youâre obnoxious and hopes you never get a girlfriend
I have a theory that the moon IS a trans woman cause sheâs always associated with feminine things but when we saw the craters that look like a face we called it âThe Man In The Moonâ. Sheâs a woman with a face that people may perceive as male. Sheâs a beautiful trans woman
the moon is a beautiful trans woman who hates terfs and shows her face every night to remind other trans women they are beautiful and strong and loved and important and wonderful and that terfs and their opinions dont matter
I wanna add to this if itâs ok?? In Hindu mythology, Chandra, the moon, was originally thought of as a male deity. However, as time went on, symbolism involving the moon and the name âChandraâ itself became identified with femininity, with beautiful girls being described as having âmoon-like faces,â with their dark, long hair reminding lovers of the midnight sky, and names like âNilaaâ (âmoonâ in Tamil) and âInduâ (in Sanskrit) are now pretty much now completely girl names!Â
AlsO Chandra is married to 27 wives, who are all stars. The moon is a trans lesbian and is gay for all the stars in the sky.Â
Reblog if youâre gay for the trans lesbian poly moon who supports all woman.
The hindu mythology bit made me happy as a hindu. We stan our moon.
well wait till you hear about the moonâs child. The child is called Budh, the deity of the planet Mercury, and also wit and wisdom. Budh can change gender and sexuality at will. Budh is married to Ila, who also got a boon to change gender and sexuality at will.
so yeah, they are pretty much the entire agenda summed up.
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Wednesday is officially my favorite day of the week after this
Btw @that-odd-puzzle-piece !!!!
Moon said trans rights motherfuckers
the moon comes out every night
Hell yeah trans lesbian moon
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Jimmy Woo, FBI agent and certified magician.
holy shit Amiya
Sirius: *writing a letter to James
Sirius: deer James
Lily: itâs dear
Sirius: no it isnât

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if a hand kiss isnât done with either reverent trembling and closed eyes or with a certain slow sensuality and direct âfuck meâ eye contact, you are wasting my time and everyone elseâs
While I am a fan of both of these kinds, I feel like limiting all available variety of hand kisses to only these two is missing quite a lot.Â
For instance:Â
- âI was just holding your hand to convey sincerity and you said something I donât have an immediate answer to, so Iâm going to kiss your hand instead.âÂ
-Â âyouâre only semi-lucid and are sort of reaching for my face and for various reasons I shouldnât kiss YOUR face, but your hand is right here and I still need to convey affectionâ
-Â âyour hand is the only part of you with only minor injuries and the doctor [healer, whatever] is right there and will get mad at me if I move youâ
-Â âyou were going to play-hit me but Iâm actually much faster in the reflexes than you and also my catching your hand and kissing it is part of our gameâ
- âyou just touched my face so your palm is right thereâÂ
- âIâm extremely happy about something and this felt like the best spontaneous action, what am I, an expert on motivations?âÂ
- âthis is YOUR hand, so it is particularly delightful to meâÂ
- âwe were cuddling and holding hands and I felt like itâÂ
-Â âI was just struck by the overwhelming delight I feel at your existence and your hand was the most conveniently positioned thing to kiss in response to this thought processâ
 ⌠.to name but a few.Â
You help your vampire friend put on makeup because she canât see canât see herself in the mirror.
OH itâs just a comparison of the faces! I thought this was implying that George Costanza was going to beat the shit out of Pikachu

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I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year
May we live in very uninteresting times
This post is a week old and aged like curdled milk almost instantaneously
Fighting Covid When Kept Home
This was shared on a Covid survivor groupâŚhave heard many of these before but it seems helpful: HOW TO FIGHT COVID AT HOME when you are not hospitalized.
âWhen the nurse came in to discharge me, I asked her, What can I do to help fight this at home? She said:
1. Sleep on your stomach at all times with Covid. If you canât sleep on your stomach because of heath issues sleep on your side. Do not lie on your back no matter what because it smashes your lungs and that will allow fluid to set in.
2. Set your clock every two hours while sleeping on your stomach, then get out of bed and walk for 15-30 min, no matter how tired or weak that you are. Also move your arms around frequently, it helps to open your lungs. Breathe in thru your nose, and out thru your mouth. This will help build up your lungs, plus help get rid of the Pneumonia or other fluid you may have.
2. When sitting in a recliner, sit up straight - do not lie back in the recliner, again this will smash your lungs.Â
3. While watching TV - get up and walk during every commercial.
4. Eat at least 1 - 2 eggs a day, plus bananas, avocado and asparagus. These are good for Potassium.Â
5. Do not drink anything cold - Â have it at room temperature or warm it up. Drink Pedialyte, Gatorade Zero, Powerade Zero & Water with Electrolytes to prevent you from becoming dehydrated. Water with lemon, and little honey, peppermint tea, apple cider are good suggestions for getting in fluids. No milk products, or pork. (as a singer I know milk products produce phlegm and always advised my students to have none for 3 days before a performance)
6. Vitamins D3, C, B, Zinc, Probiotic One-Day are good ideas. Tylenol for fever. Mucinex, or Mucinex DM for drainage, plus helps the cough. Pepcid helps for cramps in your legs. One baby aspirin everyday can help prevent getting a blood clot, which can occur from low activity.Â
7. Drink a smoothie of blueberries, strawberries, bananas, honey, tea and a spoon or two of peanut butter.Â
We always hear of how Covid takes lives, but there isnât a lot of information out there regarding how to fight Covid when you are not critical. I hope this helps you or someone you know, just as it has helped me.â
(Wow, @thetimetostrikeislater wish youâd had this info when you were ill)
@cptdorkery @fortheloveoftrekuniverse @peridotsarelongterm
I definitely wish I had this info when I contracted Covid back in Marchđ it was so hard on my lungs!ďżź and I couldnât go to the hospital because it was too full. Stay safe my friends.