i haven't used this phrase in ages but i have to say sidney crosby is submissive and breedable

three years later im still on this same bullshit

roope hintz is like a beautiful woman. to me.

noah wyle you have bewitched me body and soul with your big beautiful brown sad painfully expressive and sparkly compassionate and kind eyes that crinkle at the corners

all my life i thought matthew mcconaughey was just like idk some generic guy hollywood engineered in a lab for white moms to buy trashy magazines to masturbate with but then i watch true detective and now i need him carnally. he's got range is all i'm sayin.

I WISH IT HAD ALL BEEN DIFFERENT!!!!!

4. develop an intense and neurotic parasocial relationship