fish can see clouds

i love that percival dies and neville is so filled with anguish and despair he cannot move, having lost the love of his life, railing against the world that uncaringly moves on. and then we cut to bernard. who goes. For The Record. i always thought percival was a stupid ass name

and rhoda thinks i bet susan does Nawt care

and well. shes right about that! susan's too busy being a mama bear and lamenting that she cant fucking go outside anymore. she should be at the clubbbbbb

I like the nodding emoji 🙂‍↕️ for how at peace it is. when I use it I feel like a wise sage who has reached an enlightened truth of the universe. mmmm 🙂‍↕️ monkey

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

you should be able to right click things in real life and see how old they are

somewhere out there is information on when these streetlamps were erected and who put them up, it’s just not information available to me. and i don’t like that. i should know everything forever.

i know cheating is bad but i'd like to thank it for what it has done for music & movie industry

if I have a penalty and you and you and you and you have a penalty. who the hell is p3

every time an f1 race is on my dash is just like update on enemy #1. update on enemy #5. update on enemy #3. enemy #7 has eaten enemy #9. alex albon is having a Bad Day :(. update on enemy #2.

Sorry to Lando because I thought his championship run in the fastest car against an inexperienced teammate was as poor as it could get but George has taken it to new levels.

how the fuck do you get a TRACK LIMITS penalty in MONACO ???

the vampire lestat intro song is very much giving. a little bit alexis from shitt's creek.

the vampire lestat intro song is very much giving. little bit alexis from shitt's creek.