fish can see clouds

let's capitalise the first letter of random words.... Forever

William Shakespeare invented every goddamn word and phrase we use today and then named his son Hamnet. How many kids today are named Hamnet? Zero. Dude fucked up his biggest chance.

i think today i will walk to the massive art store i discovered a couple of weeks ago. get iridescent watercolor for bug purposes. and buy the most vibrant blue paint just for funsies and cover an entire page in it to stare at

okay well accidentally bought a €23 small tube of paint. waddahell. this better be the prettiest blue ive ever seen

i think today i will walk to the massive art store i discovered a couple of weeks ago. get iridescent watercolor for bug purposes. and buy the most vibrant blue paint just for funsies and cover an entire page in it to stare at

okay well accidentally bought a €23 small tube of paint. waddahell. this better be the prettiest blue ive ever seen

they gave odysseus PITS (perpetration-induced traumatic stress) and boy were they sweaty

does anybody know how to get out of bed. or be a better person

translator's note: this translation sucks just learn the original language for fucks sake

thetis the original boy mom

crucially this is her response to him crying that his toy (literal trophy wife) got taken away by the big mean commander agamemnon and its just not faaaaiiiiiiir >:( mom i NEVER get to have ANYTHING >:(

thetis the original boy mom

There should be more hours in between midnight and 5 am because I am a night owl and also an early riser morning enjoyer and I need 8 to 10 hours of sleep also