Katniss Tyrell

Is this just Hannibal?? From what I’ve heard, this is just Hannibal

Why is it that every time I google something like "Are olives poisonous to cats" the top results are always like "Fun fact: Cats are carnivores! This means that they eat meat. There is no reason to include olives in a cat's diet. You should feed your cat cat food, which is dry or wet food especially designed for cats. You can purchase this at a store." like is there a single person alive on the planet who's googled "Are blueberry muffins safe for cats" because they're planning on switching their cat to a muffin-only diet??? No, I'm asking because the little bastard somehow popped open the packet while I was putting away the groceries and dragged one under the couch before I could react and now I need to know if I should call the after-hours vet. "Cats should not eat spaghetti." NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!!!! "Try to keep human food away from cats." i live in a studio apartment with a completely silent and permanently hungry apex predator who has the intelligence of a toddler and the desperate Machiavellian cunning of a creature who spent his formative months on the streets. He can already open doors and he is this 👌 close to learning how to open the microwave. He is stronger than me and covered in knives. So im gonna do my best but for the moment i just need you to tell me whether this yoghurt is going to kill my son y/n

For plants specifically, there’s also a wildly detailed set of posts and listings about toxicity on the old, wonderful, Plants Are the Strangest People blog

My alone time is for everyone’s safety

just saw project hail mary and it would be so funny in an alternate universe if grace never actually showed rocky on video but still talked to him and about him so when he sent the footage back to earth it just looked like he was losing his fucking mind. just a guy sculpting little versions of himself while saying a rock alien was helping him figure out how to save earth. they would hear the computer translating rocky and just be like "...did he program a computer to talk to him and become convinced it was a rock alien." i mean they would have still received everything they needed from him but i imagine it would have complicated those feelings a little.

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

And y'all call this queerbaiting this could not have been more on the nose. My GRANDPA could not deny they were having a thing from the moment they met.

The inherent political statement of only speaking in spanish. Of introducing himself by his legal name. Of having most, if not all (don't wanna assume) his background dancers be visibly latinos. Of showing glimpses into the latino experience with such love and care and domesticity (we all laughed at the kid sleeping in the chairs lol), and including ALL latino countries. "The only thing stronger than hate is love." I suppose Joy is all a part of the fight, isn't it?

im so not over kayne's loser performance on the waylay's scene. AND THE WHOLE TOM LEHRER'S SONG ON THE TABLE THING. diva, they just can't kill your vibe. come back, you could do numbers in drag

"hell, some call it madness. but i-.." YOU CALL IT WHAT KAYNE. SAY IT.

You know there’s a lot of responses people can have to having a complete and utter collapse of their life’s work…. A MUSICAL NUMBER IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED.