Dom

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

best friend just called the professor x/magneto ship "Magnarles"

he's not a shipper but i was telling him about their behavior in one of the xmen movies and he went "wow that's really gay. what's the ship name for that, magnarles?" and when i couldn't stop laughing he was like "...charneto??"

one of us always eat hot chip and the other one always lies

the spirit is unwilling and the flesh it feels not so good also

I Was So Good And Polite They Are Putting Me In The Touch Tank At Aquarium Tomorrow.

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

stop. analyse that text through the lens of its author's intentions and original historical context. okay now take the author out back and kill them dead and analyse that text as though it were published by your mutual yesterday and is in direct conversation with the contemporary discourse that's most relevant to your life. okay now pick your favorite angle of interpretation and come up with the strongest possible argument against it. now imagine that the text is your best friend and that it means you well and that you naturally give it every benefit of the doubt because you're on its side and you want the best for it. now imagine that the text wants you dead and it'll eat you if you don't eat it first. now pretend that you found this text locked away in a cave with no evidence of when or where it came from and you have to divine its meaning solely through its internal coherence and nothing else. okay now address the elephant in the room aspect of the text you've been ignoring because you find it boring or confusing or uncomfortable and become the number one expert on it. now spend forty minutes assigning all the characters dnd classes with at least three sentences of reasoning each. okay now do the cha cha slide.

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

Knuckle tattoo that says %APP DATA

shawty's like a malady in my head

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement