Dom

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

you’re so fucking spoiled you get to pick out which radiator you get chained to

i’m not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesn’t get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.

(guy who's not getting anything done voice) I need to learn every skill and all information

i've got the kind of eyebags that make people in movies say 'you look like hell, detective. go home.'

wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

Are your characters fucking in spite of The Horrors, or are they fucking because of The Horrors?

There is a third thing to consider.

wish everyone could perceive the Vague Concepts in my head because i just know you would looove my Vague Concepts. you would think im so smart if you saw the misty clouds of Vague Concepts floating around in my head. #MyVagueConcepts

i like it when people compliment me. i like it... when people like me. (looks around to make sure nobody is about to shoot me)

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor