Dom

sorry to hear that you haven’t been feeling all that great lately. Do you want me to hunt you for sport

no worries if not. will be thinking of you regardless

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

#ow

#stuck

The one thing about gender is that frankly my ideal gender situation has very little to do with me and infinitely more to do with everyone else on the earth who cannot be fuuuuuuuuucking cool about anything ever

"cutes" is an evolution of adorbs

don't let being born a girl stop you from being the man your father never was

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

Friends, romans, people who are nonbinary except at work, lend me your ears,

hey i felt you right click me just now. are you seriously viewing my properties? pervert

saying "it's okay. I'm only human" before glancing at a nonexistent audience with a slight smirk and a twinkle in my eye (the twinkle is an asterisk) (when you go to read the footnote attached it just says "in the beautiful garden of his imagination he is also another thing as well")

with the rise of censorship and purity culture i need more freaks to write freak ass nasty fanfics that are perverted and disgusting

black mold and lead can’t affect me because i’m pure of heart

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

Is the guy in the cuck chair supposed to stay quiet or is he allowed to clap and cheer

he's supposed to take notes and make an intrigued hum when an interesting plot point occurs

one is getting cucked by the bottom and the other is getting cucjed by the top. Subject matter experts discussing the sex like a sports panel

One cuck always lies, the other always tells the truth. You have one question to determine who’s a top and who’s a bottom.

honestly I’d rather be a disgusting freak fag than spend a second of my own precious time on this earth passing judgement on the fairly innocuous ways in which people engage in their hobbies