myladyviola

advertisement should be illegal. this is based in the 3rd pillar of my belief system: leave me the fuck alone

i want you all to know that today i saw someone with a tuba get into a subaru with the license plate "tubaru"

as someone with a bachelor’s degree in english, i am inexpressibly tired of people telling me to get highly specific jobs that often require highly specific degrees. “just go write for a magazine!” you need a journalism degree for that. “just teach!” you need a teaching certificate, and also fuck you. “just go work at a tutoring place!” tutoring children with learning disabilities, which make up the majority of the clientele at those places, requires not only a teaching certificate but a specialized master’s degree. “just go work at a library!” you need a master’s degree in library science to be a librarian. it is actually a highly skilled and extremely competitive field. you don’t just “go work at a library,” you train for years in the vain hope that you will get one of handful of available jobs. “just go work at a library.” the nerve. the unmitigated gall. “just go work at a library.” ugh.

tucson aint got much but it does have a bridge shaped like a rattlesnake

glad people are reblogging my friend the bridge snake

shirt that says "i love redundancy!" on the front and on the back it says "i love redundancy!"

doubting myself again but I have no choice but to move forward anyways

i have never successfully articulated anything ever but i got very close, once

i actually love when ppl ask me "why couldn't the eagles just take the ring to mordor" because it means i get to lock them into an hour long conversation about the actual plot of lotr that slowly turns into explaining why my favorite character, pippin, played an extremely important role in the success of the destruction of the ring by acting as a hobbit decoy to distract sauron from frodo and sam because so much of the quest relied on sauron not knowing what they were rlly doing