And Let’s Bring Pearl

Love the bot summoning incantation

It's actually kind of impressive how the Nintendo Direct voiceovers manage to communicate via inflection alone which specific words in the script have a ™ after them.

you like fanart of a character maybe Two times and suddenly ur tumblr page thinks u want to read them taking it up the ass

some lady made a vid about her substack essay called “i like men the way gay men like men” and then she describes her attraction to men as hungryyy and primal and how she just rlly wants to fuck them…girl ur just attracted to men….atleast say u wanna eat his hairy hole or huff his pits or do socked foot worship… like ur not acting like a gay man u just like having normal straight sex with men…? 😭

I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.