My ICARUS complex

think about how many people had sandwiches today and didn't give you a bite. doesn't it make you mad? doesn't it make you want to rip and tear until there's nothing left?

they should invent a headache that goes away the second you drink any water at all

does a cute pose despite it all

girl who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

Oh. Shit.

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

sorry for how i acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s