I Am Batman

me

Instead of living every day as if it was your last day, live every day as if it was everybody else’s last day and you will find yourself more compassionate and patient.

may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017

May your wallet get thicker and soul become heavy in 2017

may your skin get clearer and your love reciprocated in 2017

Reblog for this to come true

queued

I get progressively uglier throughout the day

*agressively

Clear your mind here

Update: we arrived to Disney World, he thinks we took a wrong turn and is very concerned about who is going to feed our cat.

i will reblog these everytime i see them because she is just such a precious little ball of predatory fury

lowkey wanna disappear for a little