"you're my dumpling, bae"

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

"This shit is so ass." I love that saying. This egg is so chicken.

I'm sorry for (remembers I'm not sorry) You're welcome for all the character posting last night

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

being into some bullshit that nobody cares about and also is stupid really changes you

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

This "allosexuality" thing is just a phase. You just need to have really bad sex, and then maybe you'll change your mind.

*taps sign*

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)