I like what is funny

My minds telling me no, but my body, my body’s telling yeeees

still not a doctor

i believe this is in your interests

I laughed way too hard at this

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“He ran as he’d never run before, with neither hope nor despair. He ran because the world was divided into opposites and his side had already been chosen for him, his only choice being whether or not to play his part with heart and courage. He ran because fate had placed him in a position of responsibility and he had accepted the burden. He ran because his self-respect required it. He ran because he loved his friends and this was the only thing he could do to end the madness that was killing and maiming them.” ― Karl Marlantes, Matterhorn

i filled a condom with water and gave it feelings

The proper way to handle field artillery.

“YOU SEE THT TOWER? *boom* FUCK THT TOWER”

i filled a condom with water and gave it feelings

Song: NHB - Ice Cream Truck   

wendy from gravity falls

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