This is My Catalyst For Growth

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION

We need more women like this

My reblog was pretty aggressive on this one

Nurse Floofypants is our most requested OR nurse. She just puts the patients at ease somehow.

#THIS IS THE SINGLE GREATEST DAD MOMENT IN THE MOVIE#he is so genuinely terrifued something will happen to Peter#and he gives him the most dad reason not to do something#because that is literally dad 101 response#and he gets so agitated they give him A NECKLACE THINGY TO SAY CALM DOWN MY DUDE#and he’s like sorry talking to a teenager which????#LMAO I HAVE TALKED TO FATHERS WHO LITERALLY SAY THIS WHEN ARGYJNG WITH THEIR CHILDREN WHEN THE LIL SHITS ARE BEING STUBBORN#like#this movie is the greatest thing (teamironmanforever)

After everything that happened in Ragnarok, imagine Thor hearing about Steve and Tony’s fight and being like “Really?! Thats why you all stopped working together?! Just get over it! I did! I’m still friends with Loki and he’s betrayed me three times since breakfast! This petty mortal shit is nothing!”

Now I feel I was cheated on Civil War

Steve: “Well, we disagreed about this big political thing, and I mean big - almost every country in the world was involved.” Thor: *nodding* “Right.” Steve: “So we started to fight, I mean really fight.  We each had about half a dozen friends backing us up.” Thor: *nodding* “Always best to bring your friends along” Steve: “And by the end, it was just me and Tony, and we… we really pounded each other…. no holding back.” Thor: *nodding* “The most honorable way to fight” Steve:  “So now we’re not friends anymore.” Thor: “… you lost me.”

Facts though... Lmao.

anyway jeff bezos could eradicate homelessness. he could literally give each homeless person 100k and it would only take less than .5% of his entire wealth. what the actual god giving fuck

Why do you think they deserve it