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"You know I have this healer. She does this thing where she heals people."

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#my BRO once said #for legal reasons this is a joke

(On call)

BRO: I'm watching you

Me: im closing my curtains and windows

BRO: do you really think that is enough to stop me?

#my BRO once said #im terrified #mom pick me up im scared

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thehotinphotosynthesis

NOOOOOOOOO WHAT ABOUT MY BEDTIME FF STORYTIME 😔

mybro-oncesaid

GO TO SLEEP

Me: are you falling sick

BRO: yes

Me: are you proud of yourself

BRO: yes.

#my BRO once said #stupid

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"Hello barbie let's go party"

#my BRO once said #lmao #hi ken

Friend: ugh, those people (motioning to some people we find annoying). Why are they so smart.

BRO: they're just more... susceptible to knowledge.

#my BRO once said #being susceptible is actually a bad thing guys #connotations of words matter!!#so don't be susceptible to ANYTHING

Me: maybe it's like you said. Those taking lit at A Levels will become mcdonalds security guards (referring to some ig reel)

BRO: I thought you'd be flipping burgers

Me: they'd fire me because I burnt too many

BRO: no

BRO: you mean you'd fire the whole place

BRO: you fire the patties. The bread. The shop. The entire building

BRO: YOU FIRE THE PEOPLE

BRO: EVERYTHING FIRE

#my BRO once said #fire #HHAHAHAHAJAJDSKKEOWWOOSS #i died laughing

"You are not a goat"

#my BRO once said #baa

Me: are you a slave to technology

BRO: I don't think you want to hear my answer

Me: what is it

BRO: I'm a slave to you

#my BRO once said #Bro...#i didn't expect that...#how do i feel about this?#i am flabbergasted

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BRO: I feel like... we're more than friends. But not really dating. What are we.

Me: In a situationship.

#my BRO once said #trying to DTR #but failing #can you guys suggest something better #thanks

"Can you stop quoting me"

#my BRO once said #NEVER

Me: (sends the following image)

BRO: I identify as a joke. My pronouns are he/he/he.

#my BRO once said #she's genuinely a delight #she's very funny #don't tell her i said that

"What. The. Pong."

#my BRO once said #WHAT IS THIS #😭😭😭

just-shower-thoughts

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

savvygunner

violetnpurple

LISTEN-

bl6ckwoman

Not all of them. 30 and 50 aren’t spelled with the letter e in it …

antiandrogen

teamnowalls-deactivated20180918

father god

abrown16

…if you can split a number in half evenly, it’s even. 30 and 50 are odd.

antiandrogen

ethereal-sketches

-_-’

(15+15=30

25+25=30)

britteryikes

25+25 = 30? You sure about that??

laurdlannister-kingslayer

Lord have mercy….

kumasenpai

Bye

mf-johnson-deactivated20190605

3 days into 2018 smh

kwantsu

LMAOOOOOOO

effigyofubiquity-deactivated202

lizzysarai-deactivated20190109

One

Three

Five

Nine

And since everything else after that is a variant of these numbers, then all odds have the letter ‘E’.

britteryikes

🗣YOU FORGOT SEVEN!!

thxrsdxy

It keeps getting worse.

e-wifey-deactivated20201128

LMAOOO WHAT IS GOING ON

ellsworthej

goldensweetcheeks-deactivated20

My head hurts…

skullprincess

This is why that Tumblr University shit was the dumbest idea ever just look at this

drankinwatahmelin

who failed yall?

microtear-deactivated20181213

IM SCREAMING

lukestarkillerisgay

hey-hey-shutthefuckup-deactivat

You whole ass forgot about eight - a number with an e and is pretty fucking even

shaolinbynature

why would 8 be brought up if it’s EVEN in a post about ODDS??????? the post said “every single ODD number has an ‘e’ in it” not “every single number with an ‘e’ is odd” what the fuck

emma-d-klutz

3 days until 2019 and we’re still here

legowerewolf

happy New year’s eve

prguitarman

I’m going to bring this flaming dumpster into 2019 so future generations can see what a mistake Tumblr was

majitowfoxlover

Er, guys two is odd and doesn’t have an e. Just saying…

hurleyquinnzel

did you deadass just try to tell me two is odd? i’m fucking crying throw the whole website away

untitled42717

Reblogging for the last one😂

kitsumekat

The one thing I notice is that no matter how much you want to throw this site away, you just can’t.

alternative-memo-deactivated202

TWO IS ODD?!?! PFFFTT I’M SCREAMING

binkeljuice

Wait what about zero that’s an odd number ,no?

hurleyquinnzel

mysticalpoodle

ok but hear me out fifty and thirty make up for the fact they have no e by the way they are pronounces third-E fifth-E

im-an-aesthetic-mess

bro why do 30 and 50 matter THEY’RE FUCKING EVEN

fish-food-s

what the actual fuck is happening

dickplinko

1 is an even number

link-the-feral-anon

I’m gonna smack you

insert-gay-pun-queer

-30 and -50 have an e in them

kurlyfryz

Wait why are we so quick to throw away the Zero idea

anachronistic-cat

Zero isn’t a number

kurlyfryz

It can’t be divided by two though, can it

toaster-120

It can??? 0/2=0??

kurlyfryz

baconaxolotl101

OD NUMBERS

onE

thrEE

fivE

sEvEn

ninE

batsdotjpg

OD numbers huh?

the-kleptomancer

Anything that ends with a 0,2,4,6,8 is even and the rest is odd (1,3,7,9) stop freaking out y’all

batsdotjpg

YOU FORGOT 5

ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness

DUDE WHAT ABOUT FOUR

batsdotjpg

What about it?????

ozzypawsbone-princeofbarkness

THAT DOESN’T HAVE E IN IT

batsdotjpg

THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S EVEN?????

frogseyy

A R E Y O U G U Y S O K A Y

getinthehandbasket

21 days away from 2020, folks.

lord-of-the-noodles

does anyone know what’s wrong with the time stamps?!???!

asideblogofyours

time travelers

techno-danger

This post has me dying on the inside I’m a math nerd AND THIS HURTS OMLLL GUYS PLEASE LEARN HOW TO COUNT

autotheist-of-ominous-threats

let’s solve it once and for all:

EVEN NUMBERS: 0, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, ect.

ODD NUMBERS: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11, ect.

if it splits into two EVEN groups, then it’s an even number. if it don’t, then it’s an odd number.

50 and 30 are both even numbers.

asideblogofyours

but 5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5. that must be even

so must the others

unluckyshinyhunter

if a number can split into TWO EVEN INTEGERS it is even, if it cannot it is odd

example:

5 splits into 2.5 and 2.5, but 2.5 is not an integer so 5 is odd

10 splits into 5 and 5, 5 is an integer so it is even

THIS IS NOT HARD TO GRASP

asideblogofyours

but 5.0 is the same as 5, and therefore 5 isn’t an integer. this means 10 is odd

richard189381184

what the FUCK is going on here

bisexual-engineer-girl

this is how I feel discussing math with my lab partners.

ichigo-idealmental-deactivated2

I hate math, and am by no means particularly good at it, but this post is gold and genuinely made me laugh out loud

daysleftofsecondterm

I didn’t realize how relevant this post would be when I made this blog.

I can’t imagine it’ll come up again in the next 1,375 days, right?

… Right???

thetacoseasoning

did you know that seven is the only single diget intiger that has two syllables?

Also, and number beyond that that has a seven in it will have one more syllable than a number that doesn’t (i.e. 15 has two syllables but 17 has three)

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"This is why you're such an issue.

You make me go through questionable experiences.

And then unlock a variety of PTSD in me.

Now I can't even see the word touched without thinking of Thursday."

#my BRO once said #sorry BRO :(

BRO: I'm going to get PTSD because of you

Me: Because of me? I'm so honoured.

#my BRO once said #hehehehehehe #i'm glad i'll always be on your mind

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