hi!

Would you like to take ibuprofen together after work?

I bring a kind of frozen deer vibe to situations that the headlights really seem to like

take this, you’ll need it for the journey ahead *tucks a pocket tree identification guide into your hand*

i have a passion for strange individuals

aww this one’s making the rounds again <3 it warms my soul that y’all still reblog my ancient trc art i love y’all sfm

this lamb keeps trying to sacrifice itself even though no one really needs or wants it to do that

sorry for the mixed signals I don’t know what I want or what I’m doing mostly

i only like enemies to lovers if it’s gay because i think men who are mean to women don’t deserve to live

ohh i get it now (doesn’t)