I'm taking the dog, dumbass

sometimes i wonder when i’ll stop using this blog like. am i going to keep it throughout college??? will i still log on to tumblr every day when i’m 24 years old applying for my dream job? ?? am i still going to come here and reblog memes when i am 30 years old with a wife and kid??? will i be in the retirement home, scrollling through my dash?? i dont know

me in 20 years: floating face down in a swamp, not dead or anything. just going in for a quick soak. hello fish

tumblr’s vibes stress me out like I just don’t have the energy to aggressively hate everything and everyone all the time

if you come to sweden you are actually required by law to wear these

when u scratch a cat’s chin and they lift their head up reblog if u agree

when u scratch a cat’s cheek and they lean their head into ur hand reblog if u agree

when u put your hand in front of your cat’s face and they gently headbut u reblog if u agree

when ur cat runs just a lil bit faster to get to u reblog if u agree

cats reblog if u agree

are u unfollow, soft block, or hardblock?

I cancel my internet service if someone so much as types to me in a harsh tone

shoutout to all my followers in ohio

I’m not in ohio or anything, I just thought you could use some extra positivity because you have to live in fucking ohio

the most fucked up part of adult life is how you can just decide to do things