Hi

I know I keep re blogging this and I will continue to whenever I see it.

We are magnificent

Anyone not married by age 25 gets a spouse assigned to them by the government. You are fine with that: most matches are a success and it’s less effort for you. But it’s your wedding day and you’ve just met your match. You cannot imagine how this was the person they chose for you…..!

… you’re walking down the aisle. It’s dark outside the chapel and your phone is dead. As you approach the altar, you see him- Shia LaBeouf.

This is a very cool resource for people who want to fight back but aren’t sure how.

reblogging for the swingleft.org link. It’s a really great, easy to use/understand resource

omg unmute, it’s so innocent

camera person: “wave” bee: *raises arm* camera person: “yaaaay, what’s up mr. bumblebee?”

Okay this ad campaign is actually great and every time I see it in a Tube station I laugh a little bit because it just reminds you how terrifically bizarre the human race is

back in my day we didn’t call it “shitposting”, we called it “nightblogging” and blamed the australians

We don’t need a Frozen sequel, we need a sequel to The Princess and the Frog where Tiana and Naveen are human during the entire movie.

YEEES

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

im a guy

Oops lol no thank you

I never offered to give you anything

Y'all like half of the internet’s best memes come from vine what are we gonna do now

If you peel the banana from the bottom, you will not get the strings

brilliant. do u have solutions for the other two

me @ 2016: only two months left you asshole what else you got 2016: clowns have some f uckign clowns you piece of shit fuck you