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If you love Nutter Butters, wait until you try the homemade version. These copycat Nutter Butter cookies are soft and chewy where the original is crunchy — same iconic peanut shape, same irresistible peanut butter filling, but made from scratch with simple ingredients and so much better than anything from a bag.

new bedtime schedule, 1 AM to 1:15 AM.

then, morning routine

1:16 AM: breakfast, eat 8 bananas no chewing

IT IS

This is the coolest jersey in the history of the nba. Look at it, with it's perfect shade of purple and jagged pinstriping and the red stripes in the collar and arm holes. God damn it's so fucking sick. And what are they running now?

Trash. There's no character here. It's a red jersey with a black chevron. They don't even have a cool font. It's the one gripe I have with the og jersey (even though it does fit the vibe) and this feels like an overcorrection.

Writing this post is also how I found out the raptors haven't worn purple in their primary away jersey since 2006 so I'm pretty fucking annoyed rn. Let's have a look at their alternate away jersey.

The statute of limitations on arson is 6 years.

So whenever I remember an embarrassing or shameful thing I’ve done, I ask myself if it was worse than arson. If it wasn’t, and it was 6 or more years ago, I forgive myself.