Will Never Be Over Virmire

Garrus: Rarely logs in, but when he does, he obsessively checks up on the people in his network to make sure they’re doing ok.  

Grunt: Not really sure what the website is for, but he likes to upload shark photos as his profile picture.

Miranda: Has hidden certain details of her education history because she’s sick of explaining that, yes, she got an MD-PhD when she was that young. Jacob: Has the most professional-looking profile out of any of them. So many endorsements, so few views. :( Zaeed: Has an incredibly long summary of his background. Shepard scrolls through it out of politeness, and is surprised to find that there are some pretty decent stories in there. Kasumi: No results were found for Kasumi Goto. Thane: Skills - a very particular set thereof. Tali: Finds LinkedIn inadequate, designs her own website instead Samara: The longest part of her profile is the “Causes I care about” section. Mordin: Along with his long list of scientific accomplishments, he carefully includes details about his musical career. Just in case a talent scout happens to be clicking through. Legion: Crashed the servers by creating so many profiles. 

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