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artyphex

“There are no female aliens in our game because we don’t know how to make a female version of this alien” You know that alien you just designed? That male alien? Give it a female voice actor and have characters refer to it as she. That’s it. That’s literally all you have to do

Make her shorter if you must

Make her BIGGER if you aren’t a coward

moonwatcher13

Take your male alien bodytype, make her like 4 feet taller, give her an extra set of arms and sharper teeth, and as muscular as shit.

Boom.

skywalkerchick1138

lemonsharks

Give her natural camouflage and make the man like this

Make them exactly the same size and shape but different colors

Give him a huge flock of babies following him around to show off what a great lay he is

Surprise mPreganté

Exactly the same but one of them has a cool hat (you decide which)

Give her a sensible haircut for successful hunting while he has a big dumb mullet so big and dumb the food can see him coming and book it

Please just for the love of pie do not begin and end with boobs

lszv

Open relationship??

Bitch I’ll open fire

miseducatedmelanicmuse

nottithonus

Ohhhh I see, so when YOU rearrange someone's guts its "Hot" and "Sexy", but when I do it, it's "medical malpractice" and "the act of a deeply disturbed individual"

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yrbutchgf

i love showering it's literally like... im clean now! lol. and i no longer have mental illnesses

vampiregirlestrogen

i did not moan while i was drinking your blood and even if i did it meant nothing. i hate you.

knightclubbing

a knight is a sort of thing to be used

vampiregirlestrogen

i did not moan while i was drinking your blood and even if i did it meant nothing. i hate you.

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minimalistquotes

"Do you understand the violence it took to become this gentle?"

gothredy

balaclava-trismegistus

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

sweatermuppet

thank you t4t love sex and friendship

orpheuslament

can i express any genuine wants & desires or will i be tortured & killed

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vampurrring

I’ve got that neglected dog stare

gruesomegf

i feel a profound sadness within me...... sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex

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