night time madness

I’m gonna kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) someone else (remembers murder is bad) on accident (realizes it’s not an accident if I say I’m gonna do it) and I know because I’m from the future (remembers lying is bad) no I’m not (feels guilty) I’m so so sorry (remembers actions speak louder than words) (does a backflip)

The thing about grief is that if you are vocally honest about how it feels you sound like someone about to be involuntarily committed

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

“bend over” “bend what? over”

I hate this place

to the haters who call my jokes "insufferable" - they're actually quite sufferable if you simply suffer like you're supposed to. like a good little suffragette

[dreamily] not only is he amoral cruel violent and manipulative, he’s also extremely annoying in his day-to-day interpersonal conduct

"consensual but not safe or sane" is my favourite fanfiction tag because it's like prefacing something dangerous with the warning "don't try this at home!" but instead of a risky driving manoeuvre or whatever it's a scene where a character vivisects another and applies an electric current to their nerve endings to see how their insides move (sexually)

i know its like fictional and you need conflict but the way people dont realize that the amount of stories that are like "marginalized groups fighting against their oppression are actually genocidal maniacs who want to kill their oppressors" is due to racist fearmongering kind of bothers me

the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic

when pavitr is trying to save his girlfriend and her dad, he says "i can do both" like miles later in the movie, but he couldnt do both, he needed miles' help. spiderman can't save everyone, but spider people together can.

I think will graham had the right idea. we should just moan and whine our way through suffering and we'll be alright

the thing that really gets me about mizumono is that will doesn’t even fight back. he saw alana mangled outside. he knows jack might be dead. he has a loaded gun in hand. but not once does he try to hurt hannibal. he doesn’t even shoot. will just lets him caress his cheek, fingers curling into his hair. there’s no resistance. when hannibal stabs him, will leans into it. he doesn’t want to escape. and it all hurts so badly because it’s not like will tricked hannibal into loving him; he simply persuaded him that he might love him back. because that’s what will thought hannibal did to him in s1, and only now does he realise that maybe it was more real for hannibal than he thought. or worse, that maybe he wants to be with hannibal regardless of whether hannibal genuinely loves him. that maybe it’s worth it to be close to him, even if his touch splits his stomach open