mary kat

4) if you actually are the worst person in the entire world, the scientific curiosity of this fact alone would make it worthwhile to continue

SpongeBob wouldn’t let me see my parents when I was younger

taught my little brother to replace "im gonna kill myself" with "im killing a hostage" and it was a success #oldestsiblingwisdom

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

@i-like-reblog-maps I heard you like large maps ^⁠_⁠^

Didn't realise it was a reblog map at first,thought somebody was drawing the visual effect that accompanies casting Testicular Torsion.

when i say i hate cops i mean your cop family member specifically

I appreciate how the GOP response to affordability and the cost of living crisis is now “take the L, broke loser, we hate you” that sort of honesty in politics is so rare.

just realized my crab rangoon posts are always made the same time of the month…..

my body is like “AH! we’re loosing blood. we need to replace it with cream cheese and imitation crab…”