agenderfluid

america’s next top bottom

Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now

*assumes typical california boi pose where i am sitting on a curb with my feet resting on my longboard, gently rolling it from side to side* *takes a sip of my arizona green tea* *takes off my beanie and runs my hands thru the front of my bleached undercut* so are we getting in and out later

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BUG TIME

Y'all think being in a goth relationship means wearing white makeup together but Mary Shelley lost her virginity on her mother’s grave so maybe step it up.

Mary Shelley carried her husband’s heart around and lived in a crypt after he died. No one will ever be as goth as Mary Shelley.

It’s sad to realize that peak goth was hit so long ago

Yes, but it’s wonderful that next year’s Genius series (on the National Geographic network) will be all about Mary Shelley. They’ve already done Einstein and Picasso, and these shows are excellent – and honest.

GOTH QUEEN GOTH QUEEN GOTH QUEEN

needs a their spouse panel

saddest breakfast: didn’t have time to eat before work so i made an instant oatmeal cup with hot water from the office keurig except the water that comes out of the keurig isn’t QUITE boiling so there’s still like. some bite. to the oats.

SCREAM my fucking coworker just came into my office and told me there’s donuts in the workshop i’m going to lose my mind!!! i already ate the oats!!!!!!!!

Assigned Horse At Breakfast

this is the worst thing anyone has ever said to me. thank you